The breakup song is in.
Just ask Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo.
But there’s an inherent injustice in this market. What about the people who’ve been married forever, living a breakup-free existence?
This one’s for you.
Verse 1 (Spouse 1)
I met you when I was nineteen
You were my sunshine—and my queen
You, and that other girl Lee
But she never actually talked to me
So going with you was the easy choice
The one that would make parents rejoice
We talked two kids and four bedrooms
And you settled on me as a workable groom
Chorus (Both Spouses)
When I look at you, you’re the one
Ever since I got the cataracts done
How could I forget those moonlight strolls
Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?
Verse 2 (Spouse 2)
You never really had good hair
Even when the hair was actually there
It wasn’t love at first sight
But your straight A’s—those were alright
I figured you’d make decent money
Get life insurance and call me honey
We’d go to work and take a vacation
Live the Hollywood life, just in Wisconsin
Chorus (Both Spouses)
When I look at you, you’re the one
Ever since I got the cataracts done
How could I forget those moonlight strolls
Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?
Bridge (Alternating)
No alimony, no visitation rights
No time apart, no major fights
No one-night stands or other wrongs
No good material for the breakup song
Just two kids and four great bedrooms
Some minor surgeries and lots of prunes
That’s how we roll in stability
Just you wait till I get the new knee
Chorus (Both Spouses)
When I look at you, you’re the one
Ever since I got the cataracts done
How could I forget those moonlight strolls
Or these ultra-romantic wheelchair rolls?
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indian(asian) couple or universal
idea for poem after visiting in-laws In Ocala
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Haha. This is a composite of many couples, one in Rochester, NY, and others elsewhere…