10 Hints You Should Lay Off the Weed

Marijuana, like alcohol, has been normalized. But let’s not pretend we’re talking about parsley. Here are a few clues that you should back off the weed.

 

10

You have an unhealthy obsession with Cheez-Its.

 

9

You still talk about Harold and Kumar.

 

8

You’ve accepted THC as your Lord and Savior.

 

7

You can’t remember which of your made-up medical conditions you’re smoking for anymore.

 

6

You’re a huge fan of gummy bears—minus the bears.

 

5

You switched to brownies to help with your asthma.

 

4

You measure happiness in milligrams.

 

3

You’re high right now.

 

2

You smell like an actual weed.

 

1

You ain’t got no job.