In an attempt to monetize this nonsense, I recently applied to a semi-selective ad network. Within minutes, I received a denial, with the reason for rejection being low value content—content that provides little to no added value, is very broad/surface level, and/or has no niche. That got me thinking—this could be perfect fodder for some new slogans for ComposeMD.
ComposeMD:
Your one-stop shop for low value content.
Read us long enough and you’ll really have no idea what the site is about.
Wait, what is the point again?
What the heck does MD have to do with any of this?
We make thin content thinner.
Your ad-free home for seriously random stuff.
It’s kind of like AI, just a lot worse.
Our email list has plenty of room.
Whether you want to learn about the NFL or cosmic background radiation, we’ll make sure you don’t know much about either.
Not as bad as social media, but close.
We might make an equally aimless podcast one day.
It’ll all make sense—sorry, cents—one day.
We prove why a society of generalists would collapse.
Is nicheless even a word?
And you thought you were confused.
Shark Tank?! We wouldn’t even survive goldfish tank.
With stock photos and text, you can learn the way they did in 2006.
We take you where you don’t need to go.
A masterclass in marketing nightmares.
Can anyone figure out any slogans for ComposeMD?
6 Responses
How about:
Composemd- Sign up for the email list to help make sense of this general knowledge site!
Yes, that might be more “winning” than the other 20. 🙂
UncomposedMD!
I like it!!
As a former agency copywriter, I think you’re on to something. “The definitive guide to haphazard, random and sometimes rambling thoughts and musings.” Seriously, I like that your niche is no niche. It’s only a matter of time before P&G is knocking at your door!
I like it! Maybe I should add “The P&G of blogs—where toothpaste meets diapers.”