In keeping with a recent cutting-edge post about Olivia Rodrigo, here are 10 hints that it might be time for some new music.
10
You keep talking about how awesome Creedence Clearwater Revival is.
9
You registered for the REO Speedwagon presale.
8
Your go-to radio station hasn’t had to change its playlist since ’87.
7
Your favorite band released a greatest hits album—again.
6
You’re pissed your CD player just broke.
5
When you hear streaming, you think about taking a leak.
4
You still refer to Oasis as new music.
3
You’re a groupie—of a tribute band.
2
Your rock idol just had a couple hips done.
1
You have a mullet.
