As you might have noted, this is not a parenting blog. But in keeping with what’s trendy, I’ve started to offer these helpful pointers. You know, tips you just can’t do without. So while your child is in many ways a blank slate, here are a few subtle clues that despite all that potential, they might not be destined to be a rock star.
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They’ve been labeled as gifted at the triangle.
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To branch out, they start taking bassoon lessons.
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Their new best friend plays the oboe.
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They’ve been known to dabble in the math team.
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You’ve been known to dabble in Dungeons & Dragons.
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You schedule “critical” work meetings during school concerts.
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You encourage them to practice—near the water heater.
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You jam out together to Celine Dion.
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Their band teacher puts them on the injured list.
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They’re still having a tough time with “Hot Cross Buns.”
But it’s all good. With a little luck, they could still become a rock-star nephrologist!
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may be true re. professional sports too!
Absolutely!
Can add a personal observation as well…parents sell their kids drum set.
Haha. That’s a sure sign!