Top 10 Hints You’ve Put On Weight

After a couple years of intensive social media training, I’ve learned that intellectual stuff is overrated. Far more important is a helpful post like this one outlining some so-called life hacks. With that in mind, here are 10 hints that you might have put on a touch of weight.

 

10

You get short of breath when you tie your shoes.

 

9

You claim that you wear sweatpants because they’re fashionable.

 

8

Someone politely suggests that you put something on over that T-shirt.

 

7

You blame your extra-snug clothes on the pesky dryer.

 

6

You’re on a first-name basis with the guys at the drive-thru.

 

5

Your profile view ain’t the most flattering.

 

4

You conveniently forget to tuck in your shirts.

 

3

You take to labeling your meals as mere snacks.

 

2

In fact, you find that sticking to three eating sessions infringes upon your freedom. (It’s America dammit!)

 

1

Your buddies prefer to call you fatty.

 

And the last life hack: Don’t fret about your weight—just grab yourself some cheesecake and relax!

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6 Responses

  1. 6/10 isn’t bad, is it?
    Also, another hint for some of us is finding ourselves hesitating to tell people what we do for a living. Btw, that cheesecake looks amazing!

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