After a couple years of intensive social media training, I’ve learned that intellectual stuff is overrated. Far more important is a helpful post like this one outlining some so-called life hacks. With that in mind, here are 10 hints that you might have put on a touch of weight.
10
You get short of breath when you tie your shoes.
9
You claim that you wear sweatpants because they’re fashionable.
8
Someone politely suggests that you put something on over that T-shirt.
7
You blame your extra-snug clothes on the pesky dryer.
6
You’re on a first-name basis with the guys at the drive-thru.
5
Your profile view ain’t the most flattering.
4
You conveniently forget to tuck in your shirts.
3
You take to labeling your meals as mere snacks.
2
In fact, you find that sticking to three eating sessions infringes upon your freedom. (It’s America dammit!)
1
Your buddies prefer to call you fatty.
And the last life hack: Don’t fret about your weight—just grab yourself some cheesecake and relax!
6 Responses
Okay. Hints on a quick fix please!!
Hahaha. I’m not as well versed in that arena!
Checked off 7/10. Need a fix please !!
Hahahaha
6/10 isn’t bad, is it?
Also, another hint for some of us is finding ourselves hesitating to tell people what we do for a living. Btw, that cheesecake looks amazing!
Hahaha. So I guess with the additional hint, we’ll call it 7 out of 11 🙂