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Why Lebron James Chose Syracuse
Lebron James, by text, is a very candid man. The following thread has been abridged for the sake of brevity.*
What Parenting Taught Me About the Rust Belt
I’m no parenting guru. In fact, about a decade from now, I’ll find out how I f****d it up royally.
I Hate You IKEA—but Thank You
Nostalgia, they say, comes with rose-colored glasses. But in the case of IKEA, it can also come with nausea—and not
How The Odyssey Saved Rochester, NY
You know The Odyssey—that Christopher Nolan film with Matt Damon and Anne Hathaway. And you know Rochester, NY—that rusty town
Why Spain Is Actually Playing Italy
Don’t fall for the hype about Spain playing Argentina. (Or, if you’re reading this after July 19, 2026, I hope
Confessions of a Rust Belt Addict
The Rust Belt addict, mercifully, is not always found with a needle in his arm. The addicted, I’ve learned, get
How Being a Writer Ruined the World Cup
Being a writer, as you must know by now, is a dream. By that, I mean it’s a nightmare, something
Thank You, European, for Being So Damn Smart
Dear European, I know you’re smarter than me. How do I know? Because you tell me. Anyway, I’ve come across
These World Cup Population Numbers Will Blow Your Mind
World Cup population numbers are for the worldly—and the weirdly obsessive. Without formally committing to either category, I’ve created this
I’m Officially an Idiot
On June 26, 2026, it became official—I’m an idiot. I’d like to thank my fellow human beings—without you, I would
How Urban Realism Saved My Soul
Urban Realism reminded me that, one way or the other, suburbia will suck your soul. And the worst part is
How the Rust Belt Really Died
How the Rust Belt really died—it’s the type of question that used to keep an obsessive like me up at
Famous Companies From Rochester (NY)
Just prior to making this list of famous companies from Rochester (NY), I realized it was a stupid idea. After
A Playlist for Bills Fans
A playlist for Bills fans, by definition, cannot be happy. And as a middle-aged Gen X guy whose formative years
It’s Your Fault, Old Woman
The old woman looks around, squinting at the fleeting ray of sunshine. She hardly even notices the rubble anymore. She
Hey Chicago and Toronto: Cut the Sh*t
Listen, Chicago and Toronto. We get it. You think you’re really important. You have a lot of rich Indian people
ComposeMD’s 2026 Outlook
As you might have guessed, in 2025, ComposeMD shattered all prior annual revenue figures. Yes, those prior figures all rounded
Screw History and Culture
It wasn’t my idea to screw history and culture—Royal Caribbean said it was okay. And don’t blame them either—they were
Rust Belt Man Goes to the Bahamas
Rust Belt Man is tired. And he’s nervous. He’s tired, of course, of being called stupid. And nervous because he’s
10 Things I Learned in 2025
It’s been a year of enlightenment and ignorance. Oh, and progress and regression. Anyway, here are 10 things I learned