A playlist for Donald Trump, like the man himself, must be thoughtful and classy.
It needs to exhibit a command for the English language, and it needs to be fair. These are all things that our Supreme Leader, much like Kim Jong Un, would expect.
Knowing all that, who better to make it than me, the guy who shares DNA with MAGA types?
Cue the music.
“Only the Good Die Young” by Billy Joel
If you’re reading this, you can be sure that Donald Trump will outlive you.
“One Step Closer” by Linkin Park
Few political pundits realize that the clip shown here has shaped Trump’s approach to diplomacy.
“War Pigs” by Black Sabbath
On the day before starting a war with Iran, Trump consulted with a dead Ozzy Osbourne and took this advice to heart.
“Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine
Second only to the track by Linkin Park in terms of influence, this clip helped mold Trump’s relationship with democratic institutions.
“ABC” by the Jacksons
And finally, no other song can explain the Supreme Leader’s concision and eloquence quite like this one.
Note: This article was inspired by Vivek Ramaswamy.
