10 Hints You’re a Blogger

In the grand scheme of things, the blogger thing is relatively new.

Here are 10 hints you’re on the cutting edge.

 

10

You drink heavily.

 

9

You write about how you used to drink heavily.

 

8

You’ve been called interesting—but mostly just weird.

 

7

No one really understands what you do—including yourself.

 

6

When people say cool! about your work, they actually mean you’re a loser.

 

5

You push the follow your passion garbage on the regular.

 

4

You use multi-passionate as a euphemism for confused as hell.

 

3

Your social skills are even worse than they used to be.

 

2

You stopped measuring your self-worth in mere dollars.

 

1

You stopped measuring your self-worth.