10 Hints You Didn’t Go to Harvard

Not everyone goes to Harvard.

Here are 10 clues that you definitely didn’t.

 

10

You continue to insist that you went to the Harvard of the Midwest.

 

9

Your good friend is president—of the PTSA.

 

8

You had a 4.0 GPA in high school—1.0 for 4 years.

 

7

You somehow managed to score double digits on the SAT Verbal.

 

6

The closest you’ve gotten to the Supreme Court is the Crunchy Taco Supreme.

 

5

You thought about being a Rhodes Scholar but opted for that summer job at Baskin-Robbins instead.

 

4

You still think Nobel laureate has something to do with eating.

 

3

You were waitlisted—for deodorant.

 

2

The only time you ever saw Ivy was when you were wasted at Wrigley Field.

 

1

You got rejected from community college.