I’ve been accused of painting an overly gloomy picture of 21st-century doctoring. So to make amends and prove that things really aren’t that bad, here are 10 perks of being a doctor.
10
Every Indian over the age of 70 is proud of you.
9
Your odds of living in a cookie-cutter home in the suburbs increase substantially.
8
Your odds of marrying someone with the same perks increase substantially.
7
Your family asks you to call in prescriptions they don’t need.
6
You get really good at pushing paper.
5
You get to spend money on taking tests.
4
You positively impact the lives of those who survive.
3
If you stick with it long enough, the loans eventually go away.
2
Being on call when the in-laws are in town ain’t the worst thing.
1
The hospital cafeteria serves a mean turkey wrap.
4 Responses
We are members of a country club, and our stock goes up when we say our kid is a doctor 😂😂. Thank you for getting us noticed!!
Hahahaha.
looks like you have defined cynicism. Somebody has to do it
Hahaha.