20 Haikus About Golf

Inspired by the 2023 PGA Championship held at Oak Hill Country Club in Rochester, New York, here are 20 haikus about golf.

 

1

Oh wow, Rochester

You really can be lovely

If the sun comes out

 

2

A pristine golf course

Cutting-edge facilities

What money can buy

 

3

Looking at this place

No one seems all that worried

About the water

 

4

It’s a little weird

All this for a tiny ball

Humans can be strange

 

5

The poor—where are they?

Nowhere to be found I see

They must be working

 

6

Hmmm, segregation?

Technically not I guess

But the history

 

7

It’s a classy sport

Though there are a lot of drunks

Interesting, no?

 

8

It’s one big party

Beer, wine, cheese, cigars, and more

Should I watch the golf?

 

9

I can barely see

What’s happening on the course

That’s why there’s TV

 

10

Should I play myself

Nah, I would rather just “watch”

And grab two more beers

 

11

Why Baba Booey?

Or is it mashed potatoes?

Whatever, I’m in

 

12

Should I buy some gear?

They better have extra large

To cover this gut

 

13

What’s up with sponsors?

All of the ads for Rolex

Don’t make me want one

 

14

The prize money’s huge

Even the losers can get

What I’ll make this year

 

15

From what I have heard

The PGA’s not alone

Long LIV rivalry

 

16

An American

Won the coveted trophy

Or is he Saudi?

 

17

I kind of wonder

If we should worship this guy

For hitting a ball

 

18

This city can shine

When it is given the chance

Which isn’t often

 

19

Tomorrow this place

It will be back to normal

A mere afterthought

 

20

Haikus about golf

Are kind of a waste of time

Sorry about that

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