As you might have guessed, in 2025, ComposeMD shattered all prior annual revenue figures. Yes, those prior figures all rounded down to zero, but the details are not particularly relevant. With optimism on the horizon, here is the 2026 outlook investors (aka the wife) have been awaiting.
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The quarterly report will no longer refer to the coins.
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There will be five more books, all about cities that people are fleeing.
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At least one copy will be sold to someone besides the writer’s mother.
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Readers will hate the Great Lakes by the end of the year.
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Along the same vein, the Rust Belt will seem like a snowy, decaying hell.
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The CEO will secure multiple speaking gigs.*
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The company will go on a hiring spree.**
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The company will forge partnerships with other writers who have no business sense.
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A brand awareness campaign will remind the CEO there should be a brand.
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The board will grow to zero.
*In his living room, against his family’s wishes.
**Don’t tell the daughter the position is unpaid.
