10 Hints Your Kid’s Going to College

Going to college is fun—when you’re the one going.

When it’s your kid, it’s more—let me think—not fun.

Here are 10 hints that it’s about that time.

10

That bald spot ain’t just a spot no more.

9

There ain’t nothing cute about the kid, especially not the mustache.

8

All the crap about smooth transitions starts to piss you off.

7

The mini fridge talk reminds you of your all-Natty-Light diet.

6

You’ve multiplied your freshman fifteen by three (or so).

5

When your kid calls you role model, for some reason it sounds like loser.

4

You start irritating the other kid instead.

3

Instead of I love you, you accidentally say this place is a rip off.

2

Your wife asks if she can leave the nest, too.

1

You basically look like sh*t.