Adulting, according to Merriam-Webster Dictionary, is the act or practice of attending to the ordinary tasks required of a responsible adult.
Similarly, Oxford Languages describes adulting as the practice of behaving in a way characteristic of a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks.
Anyway, here are 10 hints that you suck at it—not that I would know.
10
You give up your real job and take to blogging.
9
You get annoyed at having to microwave leftovers.
8
You leave your sh*t in the dryer until someone else has to take it out.
7
You still laugh at your own farts.
6
The last meeting you went to was about how to score a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle.
5
The last event you planned was a solo happy hour.
4
Your other happy place has a Frito-Lay variety pack and Twinkies.
3
Your kids strongly prefer your wife.
2
Your wife tells you that you suck at adulting.
1
Insurance really pisses you off.
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if I suck at adulting, kids will grow up to good adulting adults or….
Haha. TBD, I guess.
Aren’t adults just big kids with road rage?
how lucky
Haha. That sounds about right!
Your parents strongly prefer your wife too!
There seems to be a consensus on that one! 🙂