10 Hints You’re Middle-Aged

You could look at your birth certificate. Or you could look in the mirror. But if you’re still not sure, here are 10 hints that, yes, you are middle-aged.

 

10

You learn about perseverance from your nose hairs.

 

9

You put the crisis in midlife crisis.

 

8

Your kids are old enough to realize you have serious problems.

 

7

You actually relate to the sh*t your parents used to say.

 

6

You talk hair dye with your mother-in-law.

 

5

You start appreciating human relationships and all that crap.

 

4

Your pant size keeps pace with inflation.

 

3

You look like garbage—but you’re shockingly confident.

 

2

Suddenly, the combover doesn’t seem so bad.

 

1

Three words: taxes, insurance, divorce.

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