LinkedIn is that social networking site where we pretend we’re really important. But what if we decided to just tell the truth? These LinkedIn posts mercifully cut the bullsh*t.
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It was absolutely wonderful to have the opportunity to meet so many like-minded people at the National Conference of What Do We Do. I honestly had no idea the world was full of so many mid-level managers.
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It is with great pleasure that I announce a new milestone in my amazing journey. As of today, I have officially used the words milestone and journey way too much.
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What a humbling privilege to have received the Courage in Courage Award last night. Yes, no one knows what the hell it means, but I can now use #success in my LinkedIn posts.
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I am both honored and immensely excited to announce the launch of my first ever online course: How to Launch an Online Course.
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As a proud American, cisgender, parent of color, I feel the need to stand up for the fundamental right to unnecessarily broadcast one’s fabricated identity.
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Rochester Territorial Health is thrilled to announce the hiring of our new CEO. With years of experience in the healthcare industry, Mr. Nota Doctor is committed to screwing doctors, nurse practitioners, physician assistants, nurses, techs, and basically anyone else directly involved in providing patient care.
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Traveling the world has shown me that there are uninspiring people all over this beautiful planet. It has also allowed me the priceless opportunity to brag about how I travel.
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Please join our FREE webinar on well-being. Our panel of formerly and currently depressed experts will try to rope you into buying even less helpful, NOT-FREE products.
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Join us for a timely discussion on DEI that is sure to piss everybody off and inspire some really popular bro-country songs.
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Congratulate John Misery on 10 years in the same dead-end job!
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Good place to congratulate people on their work anniversary and boost up their egos!
Yes, that is probably more productive than the examples provided. 🙂
The only thing worse than Facebook where people think their “friends” are interested in their Wordle scores and what they had for dinner the night before, is LinkedIn. A business networking site it is not. Rather, it’s a place where people exaggerate their skills and dubious backgrounds, “humble brag” about fake awards, and even throw in some decisive political commentary and memes. You got it right, Compose MD.
I wish I could disagree, but you’re spot on!