We live in an era of self-help blogs, personal growth evangelists, and, of course, productivity hacks.
When it comes to the last one, half the battle is identifying that you have a productivity problem in the first place.
Here are 10 hints you definitely do.
10
You’re proud of yourself when you take a shower.
9
Your idea of multitasking is checking your fantasy football lineup on the toilet.
8
You refer to your income with a tennis term—love.
7
You’re the top scorer in Subway Surfers.
6
Your couch bears an uncanny resemblance to your ass.
5
You claim that marijuana is your productivity hack.
4
You have two beers every day—and six every night.
3
You wear that Mickey Mouse T-shirt with pride.
2
Your wife calls you useless on the regular.
1
You’re a loser.
6 Responses
I would take number 2 on the list seriously!
Hahahaha
Remind her of that electrical switch in the bathroom.
Hahaha. Trust me—I do.
OMG. Looks like definition of a retiree on social security.
Does reading anything that comes in the way count?
Hilarious. Reading is productive! Unless it’s a silly blog post about productivity :).