10 Things Americans Say About Europe

Residents of the good ol’ US of A have a reputation for being a bit loud, a trait that comes in rather handy when you’re trying to eavesdrop. Here are 10 things I’ve heard Americans say about Europe.

 

10

Is that the country that thinks we’re really stupid?

 

9

My stepfather’s mother’s mother’s father was from there. Or was it Ohio?

 

8

Do those twigs eat at all?!

 

7

Why would they call the sport where you kick a ball with your foot football?

 

6

The McDonald’s over there is sooo good.

 

5

Wait, how do you spell Europe?

 

4

How do those losers survive without guns?

 

3

Does this have anything to do with America?

 

2

The only castle I care about is White Castle.

 

1

Isn’t that a band?

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