ComposeMD’s Humble Holiday Wish List

When you’re a blogger in Upstate New York, you don’t ask for much. Case in point—this humble holiday wish list.

 

1

A bacon cheeseburger with french fries will be considered part of a balanced, healthy diet.

 

2

Contrary to studies that point to alcohol’s carcinogenic potential, a new study will reveal that binge drinking actually helps prevent cancer. This would be cause for celebration—with binge drinking, of course.

 

3

The upper limit of an acceptable body mass index will be raised from the restrictive 25 to the more manageable 30, allowing everyone to take full advantage of #1 and #2.

 

4

Watching sports and playing fantasy football will no longer be a waste of time. In fact, they will correlate with longevity.

 

5

No one will be judged by whether they do the dishes and/or the laundry.

 

6

Extra-large hoodies will be the next fashion craze.

 

7

Gray hair and a pot belly will be considered attractive.

 

8

Sitting will be the new jogging.

 

9

Upstate New York will be considered trendy.

 

10

Blogging will be considered a good idea.

 

Here’s to our dreams coming true!