The fact that political ads actually work says a lot about society—and let’s just say that it ain’t all that flattering. So as election season approaches (as it always does), here are five entertainment options that—while loosely tied to politics—will be much less of a threat to your neuronal health than the standard political fare.
“Peaches” by The Presidents of the United States of America
It turns out that musicians who name themselves after a group of politicians can actually be more compelling than the politicians themselves. Sure, talking about inflation, fossil fuels, and abortion might seem important, but those concerns pale in comparison to the importance of peaches, both fresh and canned.
Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Looking to make fun of, well, everything? Look no farther than Vonnegut, one of the finest satirists that the US has ever produced. In this classic, off-the-wall novel, he pokes holes in science, religion, government, and just about anything else that humans can take too seriously. You’ll never view Bokononism the same way again.
A Washington Commanders Game
Tired of political ads but still want to stay engaged with Washington, DC? It’s hard to find a better representation of the nation’s capital than the Washington Commanders of the NFL. For years, prior to landing on Commanders, the franchise utilized a team name that was widely viewed as disparaging toward Native Americans, later changing to a highly creative alternative—Football Team—that was more befitting of a government town.
The team’s owner has been accused of fostering a workplace culture that is toxic to women, manipulating ticket prices on third party platforms, and underreporting attendance to limit the amount of ticket revenue that has to be shared with the league. Oh, and the Commanders are plotting a strategy to build a new stadium—with taxpayer money, of course.
A Visit to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania
Home to one of the largest Amish settlements in the US, you might find yourself motivated to ditch the things that inundate you with political ads. Facebook. YouTube. Television. Actually, most technology for that matter. Even better, you can go for the full immersion experience—the Amish generally avoid involvement in politics altogether.
Okay, Fine, Maybe One Ad
It would be irresponsible to suggest that every political ad is completely devoid of educational and/or entertainment value. Here’s one that stands out among the rest.
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